akupitiyo:

technicalityterminus:

akupitiyo:

my skin is so oily you could probably fry chicken on my face

nonsense, you’d have to be hot to do that

say that to my face motherfcker i dare you

darrynek:

i told my mom i loved her and she told me i was “so sweet”.  i hate getting friendzoned

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clublilly:

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